LGRE Special Access

Lee Evans was sighted the other day getting special private access into Rainham tip. He was spotted riding on the back of his own private dump truck.


The witness asked to remain anonymous and said ''We were all scanning the tip the other day in the hope of picking up the Slaty-backed Gull with no luck, having to make do with a gammy Caspo. Then Lee Evans came past riding on the back of a dumper truck. We thought it was a bit harsh seen as he'd already seen it previously and hadn't asked any of us if we'd like to rid in on his truck.''

Another witness said that ''He seemed totally at ease in some sort of gay pose as he rode past the despondent crowd''


When contacted LGRE declined comment....